Summer Reading

We’re very excited to learn that Scotty McCellan has written a book. He’s been missed. Dana Perino tries and she’s a very pretty girl, but no one says, “We will not comment on an ongoing investigation.” like Scotty. Dana may use that line, but Scotty really owns it, you know?

Politico has actually read the book and tells us that it’s harsh. It seems that Scotty learned, somewhere along the line, that the stuff he was spewing to the press during his tenure was utter bullshit. Or, as he put it, badly misguided. He didn’t know at the time. No one told him anything. A lot of the time the president didn’t know anything either. We kinda thought so.

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6 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by raford on May 27, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Summer reading, indeed! When Scottie was doing Bush’s dirty work, I always got the feeling that he knew he was lying, especially when sweat poured off his face.

    It’s nice to read that he’s coming clean.

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  2. We knew he was lying. If he didn’t know then he’s not very bright.

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  3. Posted by thatsrightnate on May 28, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    I don’t think he actually wrote the book. Karl Rove said it sounded like a left wing blogger. I wouldn’t be surprised if the real writer is in your blogroll–myself of course excluded.

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  4. If he knew what he was saying was wrong, and he knew that what he said would have catastrophic consequences, he should have done to him whatever us left wing pacifists do to people who we can’t smack around the head with a lead pipe.

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  5. Posted by thatsrightnate on May 29, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    I think the left wing equivalent is tying him to a chair and making him smell incense and listen to folk music.

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  6. Oh, yes. Nag Champa and Pete Seeger. Actually, that’s a great evening for me.

    Does that mean I’m a cliche? Oh, well. Someone’s gotta do it.

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